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Dictators

Alex Felgenhauer

Dictator of Manipulation and a former bad girl

"You can read and educate yourself later. Now it's time to drink!"

Alex Beurer

Dictator of Hate and Lord of Gievenbach

Emil spearheaded the wiki development focus group and eventually got around to spearheading the whole team as our new student leader. He is a great spearheader and everybody enjoyed being spearheaded by him.

Alex Robert

Dictator of Social Contempt and a hard-working chicken

"Social contempt is the only thing that can happen to you, if you fail here."

Servants

Alex Abbing

B.Sc. Biosciences

"Is there a nice expression for old people?"

Alex Eierhoff

the Safety-Manager with broken limbs

"In the future, my period will be remembered as 'the big swallow.'"

Alex Ellermann

B.Sc. Biosciences

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Alex Holtbernd

the lovebear

"Have you ever looked into dialectical materialism, you bastard?

Alex "Phalte" Jochimsen

M.Sc. Biotechnology

"This costs 700€ for 100 tests. But it says 'free fatty acid test.' That's not free at all!"

Alex Alex Klaus

M.Sc. Biotechnology

"So it's still about the bachelor students isn't it? They're all stupid idiots."

Alex Alex Krug

B.Sc. Biosciences

"It's very diagonal that rainbow."

Alex aLEx aleX

the OG Alex

"No thanks, I don't want a crocheted rabbit airpod cover. It challenges me in my masculinity."

Alex Löcke

B.Sc. Biosciences

Alex Pies

Future Dr. Peace

"Every one of you has permission to punch me flat in the face if there's a mosquito sitting there."

Alex Sandten

the rizzler

"Don't you think old people are mighty?" "Yes! Mighty hot."

Alex "Daddy" Schmidt

Lord Kotenbeis

"Oh my nipples are so stiff! Can you just suck on my stinger... As if you've never shot beekeeper porn before."

Alex Schulte

B.Sc. Biosciences

"I just really want to build a proper big bomb."

Alex Stanke

Lord of Kinderbach

"Kill 'em, grill 'em, eat 'em; if those mice bother you, get rid of 'em!"

Alex-Alex Temme

the natural girl

"On to the batty... Dementos"

Alex Uhlenbrock

the crunchy cookie

"Ronny, would you like a penis candle?"

Alex Willenborg

M.Sc. Biotechnology

"How do people of Hindu faith think the world was created?" "Turtle."

Sabiene

Sabiene recently finds herself overwhelmed by the relentless task of producing thousands of eggs every day. She's reached a point where she can't cope with the immense burden any longer. Her once vibrant spirit has dwindled, replaced by frustration and despair. She has turned to unhealthy coping mechanisms, drowning her sorrows in alcohol and weed. Sabiene's world has dimmed, and the weight of her responsibilities has left her feeling utterly done with life.